Computer used too long
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George Bernard Shaw
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An emergency landing
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Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
Real classified ads 03
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Did you pay taxes?
|A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Very Short Books
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