He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
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A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm....
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
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Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
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Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...