Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
How can I believe in God when just last week…
“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught...
What is the definition of an overbite?
What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...