Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...