Graphics work too much
|You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
A penis study
In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head...
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road…
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving...
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...