Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
The great escape!
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
Empire State Building
A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the . How...
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...