Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute says, “Aren’t you done yet?”The nympho says, “Are you done already?”The blonde says, “Beige. . . I think I’ll paint the ceiling beige.”


Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute says, “Aren’t you done yet?”The nympho says, “Are you done already?”The blonde says, “Beige. . . I think I’ll paint the ceiling beige.”