French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
Buying A Bull
Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.