Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
You know what that little red dot means in the middle…
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....