Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...
Country Name
The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags....