BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes...
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911…
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
Cajun Virgin
In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back...