Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test…
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of...
Difference Between Nun and Bathtub
What’s the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
F.B.I. phone logs
|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies...
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-pound…
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...