Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Would you define OCR?
|OCR – Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
The Office Christmas Party
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...
EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...