Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...
About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
So you don not know Jack Schitt…
So you don’t know Jack Schitt He’s the only son of Awh Schitt and...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
We have new babies
|For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!