Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Computer Ease!
Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the...
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...