Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Great news for Bill Gates
|Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...