George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...