Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
New family driver
|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...