Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
New product cuts stress
|From “Machine Design” Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them,...