How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...