If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock…
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...