I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
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The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
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Big 10 Inch
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Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
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No Peer Pressure
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Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
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What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
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IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
Possible IBM acronyms
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