Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It’s a FLAW, Dammit, not...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...