Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
Alabama License Application
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Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...