A Miracle
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
3rd Graders
There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Really Stupid People
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...