New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
A tech get drafted!
One of Microsoft Network’s finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent...
Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...