While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
A catholic lithany
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Yes What?
World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
OLD NEVER DIES 2
|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.