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Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
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Stupid Insults 24/31
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