Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
Homeschooling kids
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...