Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
Oral Sex Lately?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was...
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don’t have...
A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....