I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
The birthday study
|It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics show that those...
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
How can I believe in God when just last week…
“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...