Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
OLD NEVER DIES 8
|OLD KIDS never die, they just grow upOLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die,...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...