Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...