What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm…
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...