New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
Loud, mad, or sad
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
Jealous Revenge
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...