Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
|A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night,...
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...
OLD NEVER DIES 4
|OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they...
There was a place crash in Poland
|A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in...