Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
|Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
Life is cruel
What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love...
Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...