Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital…
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly...
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
Child sent to bed
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What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Car break trouble
| Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way...
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...