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Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Bus Full of Politicians
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the...
A business man from New York decided to quit his job…
A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
Why were blondes created?
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Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
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