Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...
Looking to buy
|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
All Aboard
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.