Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
All-inclusive
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...