Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Caught in the Amazon Jungle…
Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They...
A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...