Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...