The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
If AOL Were A City…
You’d live in a place where no two people had the same name. You’d...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...