Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
Psychic Phenomena
Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...