You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
Hacker syndrome
|There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to...
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country…
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
It was obvious
After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Together again
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband...