Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
Truth Be Told
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...