Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
Scary organization
|The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc)...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...