Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Adopt an NBA player
|THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NBA player’s strike against the...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...