Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex
Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50. (the obvious)...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
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Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...
Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
Airplanes running operating systems
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Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...