OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Some very common traits in two drunks
|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
What is New Jersey state bird?
What is New Jersey’s state bird? The common House Fly.
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...